This is the most extra historical fanfiction of a Santa movie I have ever read, and I need it to be made. ⬇️ Download

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This is the most extra historical fanfiction of a Santa movie I have ever read, and I need it to be made.

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brainstatic tumblr text post santa claus saint nicholas of myra council of nicaea 325 AD canon law pentecost roman solar calendar jewish lunar calendar dad dog paper in mouth holy see bishop meletius episcopal title ecclesiastics laying of hands bells jingle ho ho ho paulin heretics merry christmas

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internet_culture history other

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  • Style: mixed
  • Format: other
  • Dimensions: 1316x2048

Seasonal

christmas

Color Palette

monochrome

Cursed Detector

  • Cursed Score: 45/100
  • Internet Age: ~3 recompressions
  • JPEG Quality: ~65%

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Vibe Check

Dominant vibe: unhinged

Cursed 10% Wholesome
Chaotic 20% Orderly
Dank 40% Normie
Edgy 30% Safe
Low Energy 60% High Energy

Emotion Breakdown

Overall vibe: absurd

Joy 25
Anger 5
Disgust 10
Sadness 5
Surprise 50

Political Compass

Chaotic Evil

This meme presents a dark and absurdly complicated scenario involving historical religious debates presented as a 'Santa movie,' culminating in a malicious declaration that invalidates baptisms, fitting the Chaotic Evil quadrant.

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