My 5-year-old's obsession with assassinating Putin is next level, involving world-ending schemes and comparing him to Hitler. Then he asked if Putin rises from the dead like Jesus, and when told no, decided that killing him would just solve all his problems. ⬇️ Download

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My 5-year-old's obsession with assassinating Putin is next level, involving world-ending schemes and comparing him to Hitler. Then he asked if Putin rises from the dead like Jesus, and when told no, decided that killing him would just solve all his problems.

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Kelsey Piper JackFenton25 Twitter thread 5-year-old Vladimir Putin assassination Hitler Zootopia drugs Easter Jesus politics child logic dark humor comparison dialogue screenshot

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politics relationships dark_humor

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  • Style: screenshot
  • Format: other
  • Dimensions: 844x1440

Seasonal

easter

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dark

Cursed Detector

  • Cursed Score: 50/100
  • Internet Age: ~4 recompressions
  • JPEG Quality: ~50%

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Vibe Check

Dominant vibe: unhinged

Cursed 15% Wholesome
Chaotic 30% Orderly
Dank 60% Normie
Edgy 20% Safe
Low Energy 65% High Energy

Emotion Breakdown

Overall vibe: absurd

Joy 40
Fear 5
Anger 10
Disgust 5
Surprise 50

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Chaotic Evil

The meme presents a child's extreme and violent fantasy of assassinating Putin, framed with absurd and impractical methods. This behavior, while presented humorously, reflects a disordered and malicious intent, characteristic of Chaotic Evil.

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